Enlarge your penis!
Follow these instructions EXACTLY,
and in 3 to 6 weeks you
will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This
program has remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity
of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering
to the instructions. Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis
Enlargement! This little business is a little different than most
cosmetic surgery. Your product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but
rather a service. You are in the business of extending penii. Many
small of endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this
service. (The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary
to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that
they be included in that list.)
Immediately cut off your penis at the base. Cut off the
head of your penis, and pack it in ice. Take the remaining
midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5 pieces of equal
length. Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names
listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only
please (total investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece
stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is
a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying your
penis for this service). Remove the name that appears number
1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will
become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your
name, address and zip code in the number 10 position. Post
the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten)
separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section,
call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST. Within 60 days you
will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for
yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need
penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these letters you are
automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you
their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be
rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the
Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will
become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is
perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302
& 1341 of the postal lottery laws.
NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you,
either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and
notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a
service and should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency
question you, you can provide them with this proof! Remember as
each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five
members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Penis Enlarger
with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the list
geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position
you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis.
Daniel J. Karnes, 6394-B Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD
21045 Newt Gingrich, Speaker of the House of
Misrepresentatives, Washington, DC 20515 Emil T. Chuck 6394-A
Tawney Bloom, Mogi Donuts, MD 21045 Charles Wilson 7690
Karnesville Road, Phobic, MI 48348 William Davenant 8295
Hiding Closet Rd, Clarkston, MI 48348 Peter Ruckman 14805
Rivercrest, Sterling Hts., MI 48312 Steven Crisp 3718 Kings
Point, Troy, MI 48083 Mark Gengler 5748 Patterson, Troy, MI
48098 Pat Robertson 666 God's Little Homophobe Road,
Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307 Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco
Mercenary Street, Lung Cancer Hacks., VA 48038
Dear Friend, My name is Daniel J. Karnes. In September 1988
my life was repressed and the bible thumpers were hounding me like you
wouldn't believe. I was never laid and my mental disability checks had
run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my
Apple computer and my bible. I longed to turn my fixation into my
vocation. This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day
cruise to the tropics. I bought a Double-Wide Trailer with CASH in
Feburary 1989. I am currently building a Self-Worship Temple on the
West Coast of Florida, with a private S/M Dungeon with room for all of
my closeted friends, and a beautiful view of the bay from my women's
shoes closet and wardrobe. I will never be underendowed again. Today I
am equipped! I have over 400,000 inches of penis (33,333 feet and 4
inches! ) to date and will become a million-incher within 4 or 5
months. Anyone can do the same. This penis enlargement making program
works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to
earn 50,000 inches or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never
have to leave home except to go to your mailbox or reconstructive
surgeon. In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail
telling me how I could earn 50,000 inches of penis or more whenever I
wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the
desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desparately
underendowed, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I
spent a frustating day looking through the want ads for a wife who
didn't need sexual fulfillment. The pickings were sparse at best. That
night I tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling
several gay bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and
then glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came
to me, I now had the key to my dreams. I realized that with the
power of the computer I could expand and enhance this penis making
formula into the most unbelievable penis enlargement generator that
has ever been created. I substituted the computer bulletion boards in
place of the post office and electronically did by computer what
others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed
manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other
bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you
deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life,
simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come
true. Sincerely yours, Daniel J. Karnes
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I
ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter withn the
next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to
follow through and dreamed of making thousands of inches, but I was
convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I
was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a
local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try
with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other
people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with
their penis. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have
nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look
at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and
mailed out one piece of my penis in each as directed. Two weeks went
by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled
around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received
50,000 inches, but it was definitely well over 35,000! For the first
time in all my years, I was adequately endowed. It was great. Of
course, it didn't take me long to feel inadequate again so I am using
this excellent penis enlargement opportunity once again. Follow the
instructions and get ready to enjoy. Please send a copy of this
letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince
people who are skeptical that it really works! Good
Luck, Charles R. Wilson
St Agathe Que.
www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/chain-letters.html
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